The Thinkery - Athens' Finest Sophist School

When Socrates founded the Thinkery he did so knowing that there was a real need for a school of sophistry that could provide an education for life. Career opportunities are diverse and lucrative - previous graduates have gone on to become politicians, broadsheet columnists, injury lawyers and nutritionists.

Top Up Fees

The Thinkery operates a non-discriminatory admissions policy - as long as you can give us a cheque from Daddy or access to a trust fund, you're in. Alternatively, we now offer online degrees. Visit the Buy A Degree page for more information.

Staff

Socrates
is the founder and principal of the school. A world-renowned and controversial philosopher, his tutorial subjects include astrology, chronology, cytology, doxology, ecology, ethnology, geology, graphology, histology, hymnology, limnology, morphology, mycology, mythology, neurology, oncology, ontology, pathology, penology, petrology, pomology, psychology, seismology, serology, technology, theology, urology, virology, zoology...
Publications: The Zeus Delusion

Ruthless
is the newest tutor to join the Thinkery and is the youngest member of staff. She graduated from university with a first class degree in Literature and spent the subsequent five years travelling round the world, working as a pole dancer to pay her way. As well as teaching Modern Argument, she writes about her fascinating life and opinions in a national newspaper and is working on several eagerly anticipated screenplays.
Publications: Let's Go Slumming

Righteous
joined the Thinkery twenty years ago as a hip, young ideologue. Once actively involved in Third World aid projects, he recorded two top ten hits and co-ordinated an international concert to raise awareness of the plight of some of the world's poorest people. He now concentrates his charitable efforts on projects closer to home, such as the damage caused to several town centre shops in Tenbury Wells during the 2007 Summer floods.
Publications: Righteous in Tenbury